Born In Flames
Ladies and gentlemen, Matthew J. Mason. Cute, I guess, gainfully employed, and owns lots of cool manly tchotchkes displayed on rugged reclaimed wood shelves in his living room that he built himself. I know — all this and handy too.
Happy now?

Ladies and gentlemen, Matthew J. Mason. Cute, I guess, gainfully employed, and owns lots of cool manly tchotchkes displayed on rugged reclaimed wood shelves in his living room that he built himself. I know — all this and handy too.

Happy now?