emperortomatoketchup:

borninflames:

emperortomatoketchup:

Congrats. Pass this info on to the authorities and perhaps you’ll be lucky enough to obtain a £20 giftcard for WHSmith.

Yeah, it’s a good thing I don’t watch ‘LOST’ or I’d be one of THOSE assholes who knows what that obviously, everytime the scientist lady smirks, it means Walt is pregnant with another one of Sawyer’s babies from the past, and the smoke is merely delicious aromas wafting over from the Others’ grill pit.

Good thing I only read crummy UK music magazines (SELECT and the extremely short-lived VOX, whaaat!!) in high school, otherwise I would have no idea that WHSmith is what you batty people call a “nyoos-agent”.

Oh yeah, Lost starts again here tomorrow. PUMPED.

Oh, Select. I’ve never read it. I only read Wire. I’m being told to read Vice though. And, WHSmith isn’t so much a newsagent, as it’s too big a chain and sells way more shit. Newsagents are ‘convenience stores’. I call them shops though.

Enjoy ‘LOST’! I gave up somewhere in the middle of Season 2, when I realized that the show had no idea where the fuck it was going, and meanwhile, I was missing “America’s Next Top Model” on the other channel. VICE is okay, but I liked it better before they “grew up”, hired trendy photographers, and started pretending to be real journalists, back when they just made fun of people’s clothes it was great.

Ah fuck, newsagent, shops, etc., I’m sure I’ll never get it right, like the time I was 14 and called the cat a “twat” in front of my mom, because I thought it was just a fancy British word for “jerk” (the guitarist from Ash said it, that I do remember, embarrrrrassingggg).