Born In Flames
Now that the weather’s dipped below 60 degrees, I’m so excited to begin wearing my favorite fragrance of all time, Serge Lutens’ Muscs Koublaï Khän, which literally smells like a large cat in heat. There are only two reactions to this frag: people either wrinkle their nose, or lean in to sniff me with wild eyes.

Now that the weather’s dipped below 60 degrees, I’m so excited to begin wearing my favorite fragrance of all time, Serge Lutens’ Muscs Koublaï Khän, which literally smells like a large cat in heat. There are only two reactions to this frag: people either wrinkle their nose, or lean in to sniff me with wild eyes.

Me, illustrated for @tmagazine by Damien Florébert Cuypers!

Me, illustrated for @tmagazine by Damien Florébert Cuypers!

YES THIS IS REAL IM DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

YES THIS IS REAL IM DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

Oh hey what up Queen @gwenstefani @bobbyschuessler

Oh hey what up Queen @gwenstefani @bobbyschuessler

Style icon: This spooky go-go doll.

Style icon: This spooky go-go doll.

Niagara Falls likes God.

Niagara Falls likes God.

Jeter just slid into home and my friend from L.A. Is here! 👶

Jeter just slid into home and my friend from L.A. Is here! 👶

Me too @fro__real

Me too @fro__real

EXTRA EXTRA: IMPORTANT ADVANCEMENTS IN CHIP TECHNOLOGY

EXTRA EXTRA: IMPORTANT ADVANCEMENTS IN CHIP TECHNOLOGY

Last-minute photoshoot, gimme all dat cheekbone highlighter.

Last-minute photoshoot, gimme all dat cheekbone highlighter.

Well that just about covers it.

Well that just about covers it.

Life mottos No. 1 + 2

Life mottos No. 1 + 2

"A woman says a drone is the Peeping Tom of 2014" = Best lede of 2014.

"If you feel threatened by it or you get hit by it, feel free to tell a person, ‘Hey look, that’s not cool,’ Seattle Police Detective Patrick Michaud said.” = Best public safety advice of 2014.

I can’t wait to join the future with my very own creepy peeping drone, you guys.